B to the E: Caffeinated Beer

Bartender, Pour Me Another Cup (washingtonpost.com): "But taste is a trivial and subjective issue. The important sociological question is: What effect will caffeinated beer have on the fragile fabric of American society? Can we handle this?

At first, beer with caffeine sounds like a terrific idea. With caffeine in your beer, you can stay awake longer and do many delightful things, such as drink more beer."